Composição: Aaron Sorkin (?)
Each time that we walk into this august and famous studio
We’re starting out from scratch after a run of twenty years or so
And we hope that you don’t mind that our producer was caught doing blow
They hope that you don’t mind that their producer was caught doing blow
They hope that you don’t mind that their producer was caught doing blow
They hope that you don’t mind that their producer was caught doing lots of blow
Yes it’s hard to be a player when at heart you’ve always had a hunch
To bite the hand that feeds you is a scary way of doing brunch
But still when we walk in to this august and famous studio
We’ll be the very model of a modern network TV show
But still when they walk into this august and famous studio
They’ll be the very model of a modern network TV show
I am a Christian tried and true baptised at age eleven so
Unlike the liberals, gays, and Jews I’m going straight to heaven
But if you feel you’ve been cheated and our sordid content lets you down
We’ll happily do the favour of an intellectual reacharound
They’ll happily do the favour of an intellectual reacharound
They’ll happily do the favour of an intellectual reacharound
They’ll happily do the favour of a hundred dollar hooker’s reacharound
That wasn’t the same thing we said…
They’ll happily do the favour of a frugal euphemistic reacharound
We know the Evangelicals are lining up to tag our toe
And then the corporations will not hesitate to pull their dough
But still when we walk into this august and famous studio
We’ll be the very model of a modern network TV show
But still when they walk into this august and famous studio
They’ll be the very model of a modern network TV show
But still when they walk into this august and famous studio
They’ll be the very model of a modern network TV show
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